Skip Brothers

What happens when two over-the-top, overly competitive skips are forced to share the same team? Chaos. Brilliance. And one unforgettable bonspiel.

Skip Brothers is the curling world’s ultimate “what if” scenario—two grown men who refuse to sweep, insist on calling every shot, and argue about strategy like it’s the Brier final… even during league night.

From calling double raises on first rocks to fighting over who brings the scoreboard magnets, this curling parody is a tribute to every skip who’s ever believed they were the smartest one on the sheet.

🥌 Will they ever learn to play as a team?
🥌 Can a rink survive two skips?
🥌 And who keeps yelling “sweep!” when no one’s listening?

Skip Brothers – coming to a rink near you.
Because curling is serious business… but not that serious.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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